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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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