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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the downside of overseeing a coatroom in the summer?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Matt Weiss
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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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