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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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