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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Akiva Lane
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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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