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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Akiva Lane
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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Akiva Lane
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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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