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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the local farmacy

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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