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Shane Ronay
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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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Shane Ronay
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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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