What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

504

What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

2509

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

990

What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

2055

Rock and roll.

2422

How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

386

Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

1094

What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

2067

How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

355

Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

1338

How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

387

Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Syria

1100