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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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