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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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