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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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