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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

ThanQueue

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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