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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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