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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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Akiva Lane
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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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Akiva Lane
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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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Akiva Lane
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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Akiva Lane
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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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Shane Ronay
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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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