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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What do train designers need to study?

Pullmonology

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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