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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

2006

How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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