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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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