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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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