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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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