What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

1965

How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

193

What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

1921

What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

2036

What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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