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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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