This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

1282

Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

2026

How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

1406

Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

1095

What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

2541

Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

2603

What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

108

How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

2087

What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

1550

What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

150

What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

2402

Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

1078