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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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