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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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A swimming pool table.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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