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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Shane Ronay
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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Akiva Lane
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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Akiva Lane
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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Shane Ronay
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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Akiva Lane
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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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