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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What is the largest bone on a hippo?

Their hips.

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