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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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