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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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