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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Shane Ronay
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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Shane Ronay
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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Dovid Lane
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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Akiva Lane
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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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