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Shane Ronay
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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Dovid Lane
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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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Akiva Lane
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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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Akiva Lane
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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Akiva Lane
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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the reply of the lady on the subway when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, but I'm strapped at the moment.

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Shane Ronay
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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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