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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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A dessert island.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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