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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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