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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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