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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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