Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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