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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd always jump through hoops.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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