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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Shane Ronay
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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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