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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his sternum and his humerus

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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