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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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