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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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