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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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Akiva Lane
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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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Akiva Lane
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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his wry sense of humor.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Matt Weiss
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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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