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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Dovid Lane
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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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