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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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