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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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