How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What factors have helped Amazon attain so much repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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