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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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