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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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