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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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