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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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