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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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