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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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