What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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