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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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