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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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