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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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It's a lap top.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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