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Shane Ronay
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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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Akiva Lane
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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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