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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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