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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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