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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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