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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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