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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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