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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Shane Ronay
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It's illegal to laugh loudly in Hawaii.

You must keep it to a low "Ha".

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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