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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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