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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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