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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

It was just revolting.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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