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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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