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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. What was his wife's name?

Barb

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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