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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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