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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!!!

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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