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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Akiva Lane
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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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