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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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