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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Akiva Lane
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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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