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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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