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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

It was just revolting.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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