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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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