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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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