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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Shayna Lane
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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Akiva Lane
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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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