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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Yehuda Lane
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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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Akiva Lane
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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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Shane Ronay
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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Akiva Lane
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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Akiva Lane
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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Akiva Lane
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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Matt Weiss
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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