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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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