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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's luna sea.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Akiva Lane
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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Dovid Lane
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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Akiva Lane
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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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