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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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