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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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