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Akiva Lane
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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Dovid Lane
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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Akiva Lane
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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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Greg Stevens
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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Shane Ronay
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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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