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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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