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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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