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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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