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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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