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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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Shane Ronay
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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Akiva Lane
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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Akiva Lane
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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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Akiva Lane
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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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