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Shane Ronay
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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Akiva Lane
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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Akiva Lane
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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Akiva Lane
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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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