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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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