Akiva Lane
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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Shane Ronay
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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

1985
Akiva Lane
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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

2035
Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

1925
Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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