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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Shane Ronay
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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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