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Shane Ronay
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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Shane Ronay
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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Matt Weiss
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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