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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Why was student's uncle able to pick her up from school when he wasn't her father?

It wasn't a pparent.

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