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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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