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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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