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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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