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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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