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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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