If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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