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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Shane Ronay
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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new crop to raise his celery.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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