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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Is dehydrating fruits a good idea?

It's full of hot air.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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