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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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