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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Shane Ronay
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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Akiva Lane
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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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Akiva Lane
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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Shane Ronay
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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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