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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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