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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What's going on here?

It's The Cat in the Hat.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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