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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Akiva Lane
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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Shane Ronay
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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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