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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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