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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Why is being a jockey such a desirable profession?

They just horse around all day.

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What do you say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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