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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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Why did Ida Murphy come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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