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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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