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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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Which sea creature is more strange than a platypus?

An odder

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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