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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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