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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!!!

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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