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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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