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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Is dehydrating fruits a good idea?

It's full of hot air.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Shane Ronay
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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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Akiva Lane
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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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Akiva Lane
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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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