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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What happens if fowl don't build nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What do mangers of a weight loss clinic call the subject of foods they are no longer allowed to eat?

Ate speech

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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