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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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