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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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