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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Shane Ronay
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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Yehuda Lane
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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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