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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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