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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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Why did Stu always want to jackhammer?

He always enjoys hitting the road.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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