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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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