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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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