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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Shane Ronay
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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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