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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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