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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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