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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What is the largest bone on a hippo?

Their hips.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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