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Akiva Lane
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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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Akiva Lane
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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Akiva Lane
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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Akiva Lane
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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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