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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Jean Boda
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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Shane Ronay
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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Akiva Lane
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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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