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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

"Don't mansion it".

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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