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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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