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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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