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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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