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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Shane Ronay
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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are nitty-gritty.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Beryl Loring
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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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Akiva Lane
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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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