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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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