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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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