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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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