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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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