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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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