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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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