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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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