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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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