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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Syria

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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