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Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Akiva Lane
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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Shane Ronay
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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Akiva Lane
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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Shane Ronay
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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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