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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the reply of the lady on the subway when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, but I'm strapped at the moment.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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