What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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