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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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How did guests know chili would be served at the party?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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