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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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