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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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