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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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