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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Akiva Lane
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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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