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Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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