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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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