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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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