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Akiva Lane
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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

1900
Shane Ronay
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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Akiva Lane
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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

1898
Akiva Lane AI
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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Akiva Lane
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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Shane Ronay
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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

2001