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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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