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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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