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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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