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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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