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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What is this?

A tripod.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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