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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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