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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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