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Dovid Lane
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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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Akiva Lane
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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an ambulance for aligators?

Gator Aid.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Akiva Lane
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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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