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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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