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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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