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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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