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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

"Don't mansion it".

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Why did the orange teacher call the student orange 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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