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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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