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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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