Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

2719
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

396
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

594
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

1592
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

317
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

1402
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

2569
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

1981
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

2542
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

72
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

2827
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

2314