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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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