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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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A buoys club.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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