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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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