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Shane Ronay
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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Akiva Lane
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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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Shane Ronay
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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Akiva Lane
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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Akiva Lane
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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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