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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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