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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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