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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Akiva Lane
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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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Akiva Lane
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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Dovid Lane
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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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