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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Akiva Lane
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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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Akiva Lane
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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Shane Ronay
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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Akiva Lane
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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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