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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Shane Ronay
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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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