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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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Akiva Lane
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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Akiva Lane
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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Akiva Lane
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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Akiva Lane
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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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