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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

It's batter.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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